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We Could Write This Sh*t!: Hilariously Bad Sex Scenes Kindle Edition

by B. A. Loudon (Author), K. Morrow (Author) Format: Kindle Edition
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Ever read a bad sex scene and thought to yourself, "Hey! I could write this crap!" Us too. So, that's what we did! However, we made it our mission to top those scenes.

Come along with us and we'll make you google horse breeds, change how you see zombies - and you probably won't be able to eat a hot dog again without thinking of us.
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  1. Print length
    41 pages
  2. Language
    English
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    On Kindle Scribe
  4. Publication date
    21 June 2019
  5. File size
    669 KB
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  • ASIN ‏ : ‎ B07SQ3LZNK
  • Language ‏ : ‎ English
  • File size ‏ : ‎ 669 KB
  • Text-to-Speech ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • Screen Reader ‏ : ‎ Supported
  • Enhanced typesetting ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • X-Ray ‏ : ‎ Not Enabled
  • Word Wise ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • Sticky notes ‏ : ‎ On Kindle Scribe
  • Print length ‏ : ‎ 41 pages
  • Page numbers source ISBN ‏ : ‎ 1999056027
  • Customer Reviews:
    4.8 out of 5 stars 5

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B. A. Loudon

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B. A. Loudon is an author out of Calgary, Alberta. Although she's been writing for as long as she can remember, she published her first book in 2019 while trying not to go crazy on maternity leave. She hopes her son will never read that book. She hopes that you will.

Just like her hair colours, B. A. can't stick to just one genre to write. Currently, she's written comedy and horror, and has romance, mystery/crime, and children's series in her works-in-progress folder on her computer. Hopefully they'll one day be seen by the world.

B. A. sports half a degree in English and Psychology, and hopes to finish it in the near future. Outside of writing, she enjoys painting, jewelry making, hat making, getting tattoos, talking in third person, falling asleep to Forensic Files, attending comic conventions, baking bread, and for the sake of her son, she tolerates The Wiggles.

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Lorna Morrow
5.0 out of 5 stars Silly and Fun
Reviewed in the United States on 11 February 2023
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A good little coffee table book, poking fun and having a laugh!
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Bill C.
4.0 out of 5 stars Deliberately Bad != Bad
Reviewed in the United States on 9 September 2019
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This is a short book you can read in about half an hour for a quick laugh. The shorts contained within may not reach the vaunted depths of various Bad Sex in Fiction award winners (yes, that is indeed a thing), perhaps minus one or two exceptions, but they're arguably about as hilarious.
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5.0 out of 5 stars Writers and Romance Readers Rejoice!
Reviewed in the United States on 22 June 2019
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It's a quick read, full of wit, laughs, and a few things I would rather not mention. The book feels like it was meant for anyone who has ever cringed at a poorly written sex scene. It is wonderfully self-aware, and yet, every vignette feels like I could have stumbled upon it anywhere.

In short, if you ever read a romance or enjoy writing, you'll love this read.
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