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Burn, Baby, Burn: A Magical Romantic Comedy (with a body count) Paperback – May 14, 2019
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Bailey Ember Gardener Quinn should’ve read the manual on caring for an incubus before marrying hers. The marriage license hadn’t mentioned anything about their sexy, insatiable ways. If she doesn’t get a single night of undisturbed rest soon, she’ll snap—or go on a napalm bender.
Either would work.
Recruiting Tiffany “Perkette” Perkins to be her partner-in-crime isn’t the best idea, but nothing says fun quite like a road trip, and Perkette the Misdemeanor Collecting Queen could teach the devil a thing or two about having a good time.
Add in a string of rabies cases, more puppies than she can count (or readily adopt), a job promotion, and her very own incubus in disguise on the hunt for her, and Bailey’s in for one hell of a ride.
Warning: this novel contains excessive humor, a unicorn on a napalm bender, Quinn on the hunt, and more shenanigans than you can shake a stick at. Proceed with caution.
- Print length308 pages
- LanguageEnglish
- PublisherPen & Page Publishing
- Publication dateMay 14, 2019
- Dimensions5.24 x 0.64 x 7.99 inches
- ISBN-101949740463
- ISBN-13978-1949740462
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- Publisher : Pen & Page Publishing (May 14, 2019)
- Language : English
- Paperback : 308 pages
- ISBN-10 : 1949740463
- ISBN-13 : 978-1949740462
- Item Weight : 11.4 ounces
- Dimensions : 5.24 x 0.64 x 7.99 inches
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RJ Blain suffers from a Moleskine journal obsession, a pen fixation, and a terrible tendency to pun without warning.
In her spare time, she daydreams about being a spy. Her contingency plan involves tying her best of enemies to spinning wheels and quoting James Bond villains until satisfied.
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Look for this authors other pen name's including G.P Robbins Dead Weight book just released! It is also a great read. I've read it 5 time's now!
I hope you give this author (and their pen name's) a chance!!! You never know!
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This one starts off as a road trip and it is filled with all sorts of unorthodox situations and amazing characters!
Its fun and although the romance is there the sex stuff is kept off scene. I enjoy how the characters bloom and grow and even though there is a body count it is never uncomfortable.
Do yourself a favour and enjoy this book!

I'm so happy we get part two of this couple and their cray cray families and that gets waaaaaay more complicated 😂😂😂😂
Bailey is slowly learning that she's worth loving and too love others.
Things get weird after Bailey and Tiffany decide to 'run away' from their husbands for a while.
We have dumpster diving for a puppy, leading to rabies, sliding right on to trekking for a kitten.
Leading to Gorgon's trying to kidnap a pissy Cindercorn 🙄🙄 with lots of napalm in the mix 😂😂😂
Can't wait for the next instalment of this pair 😁😁😁