An evil witch has conquered the world and plunged it into eternal darkness, but that didn't really work out for her so she's changed her mind. After being voluntarily deposed from her throne she seeks out the former hero who had once fought against her. Forsaking evil, she sets out on a new quest to learn how to be a good person, and why it's not okay to sacrifice babies to summon demons. A hilarious satire of the high fantasy genre, it examines age old tropes and puts a new light on them. It will make you laugh out loud as it's characters go through increasingly bizarre encounters. Earn odd stares if you read it in public as people wonder what you're giggling at. Question the author's sanity as you realize you've never read anything like this before.