A fun, fictional romantic comedy novel. If you can find a funnier book BUY IT! A handsome young publicist gets a job at a wacky Las Vegas minor league baseball operation and tries to win over his gorgeous boss and her eccentric father, the team's owner. Along the way he creates (and corrupts) costumed ballpark mascot races, based on actual alien sightings, all before a huge misunderstanding occurs. Can our klutzy hero win back his job, his girl, his friends and his self-respect -- or will he go bankrupt, get arrested, dumped and kicked to the curb by aging loan-shark "senile delinquents?"