The title comes from a news item on a strategically important railway line blocked by a wayward 4x4 car. Did the owner take the claims that this car will go anywhere too literally? - whatever, the line was blocked and the resulting delay felt across the local rail network was yet another opportunity for David to put his flexible fingers to the small key board of his mobile phone and share his personal world of railway travel with the rest of us as he attempted to commute to work in Manchester from Stafford, his home station.