All Jo wants is a quiet night at the movies, but the movies are becoming real, and some are out to get her. Robert, both English and a vampire, does not see himself as a saver of damsels, so he is delighted to find Jo anything but a damsel, even if she did need saving. Courting while fighting monsters is a first for Robert, and falling in love with a vampire is a first for Jo. It will take their combined efforts to protect reality from all the b-movie horrors the silver screen has to offer.