Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual. - "Terry Pratchett"

Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual.
Terry Pratchett

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I do note with interest that old women in my books become young women on the covers... this is discrimination against the chronologically gifted.
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In fact, the mere act of opening the box will determine the state of the cat, although in this case there were three determinate states the cat could be in: these being Alive, Dead, and Bloody Furious.
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