The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again. - "Erma Bombeck"

The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
Erma Bombeck

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All of us have moments in out lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them.
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No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed. I have known mothers who remake the bed after their children do it because there is wrinkle in the spread or the blanket is on crooked. This is sick.
- Erma Bombeck