Geographically, Ireland is a medium-sized rural island that is slowly but steadily being consumed by sheep.
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We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out how it travels inside wires.
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American consumers have no problem with carcinogens, but they will not purchase any product, including floor wax, that has fat in it.
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