If God had wanted us to be concerned for the plight of the toads, he would have made them cute and furry.
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Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.
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We journalists make it a point to know very little about an extremely wide variety of topics; this is how we stay objective.
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