I try not to break the rules but merely to test their elasticity. - "Bill Veeck"

I try not to break the rules but merely to test their elasticity.
Bill Veeck

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I have discovered in 20 years of moving around a ballpark, that the knowledge of the game is usually in inverse proportion to the price of the seats.
- Bill Veeck
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Look, we play the Star Spangled Banner before every game. You want us to pay income taxes, too?
- Bill Veeck