Last night I dreamt I ate a ten pound marshmallow. When I woke up the pillow was gone. Tommy Cooper Next Quote Its strange isnt it. You stand in the middle of a library and go aaaaagghhhh and everyone just stares at you. But you do the same thing on an aeroplane and everyone joins in. - Tommy Cooper Previous Quote I used to be indecisive but now I am not quite sure. - Tommy Cooper