The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. Jay Leno Next Quote According to New York publishers, Bill Clinton will get more money for his book than Hillary Clinton got for hers. Well, duh. At least his book has some sex in it. - Jay Leno Previous Quote Do you know what White House correspondents call actors who pose as reporters? Anchors. - Jay Leno