Well, my brother says Hello. So, hooray for speech therapy. - "Emo Philips"

Well, my brother says Hello. So, hooray for speech therapy.
Emo Philips

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When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.
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My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing.
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