According to New York publishers, Bill Clinton will get more money for his book than Hillary Clinton got for hers. Well, duh. At least his book has some sex in it.
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Bob Dole revealed he is one of the test subjects for Viagra. He said on Larry King I wish I had bought stock in it. Only a Republican would think the best part of Viagra is the fact that you could make money off of it.
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