I didnt feel like buying him the jacket he asked for for Christmas so I just got him a coat hanger with a sticky note attached that read Heres something for you to hang your dreams on pal.
Jarod Kintz
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Theres truth and honor in a mustache. And thats why I started flying one on the flagpole outside of my house.
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Would it make you more comfortable if I wore a condom while I shook your hand I could wear it on my penis or stretch it over my hand. I dont know these things. Im new to politics.
- Jarod Kintz