I wear brown shirts to protect against the combination of coffee and clumsiness. - "Jarod Kintz"

I wear brown shirts to protect against the combination of coffee and clumsiness.
Jarod Kintz

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Did you know you can drink food Its true Its called soup and I eat it with a fork. Im as efficient as the government.
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A brick could be used to build a color theory that red objects encapsulate rage. Dont believe me Think of all the red objects that inspire hate stop lights Nazi swastikas and tomato juice.
- Jarod Kintz