A brick is blocking my urethra. But its not painful because my penis is just that big. Oh yes its as big as this lie is.
Jarod Kintz
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Whats with the zombie craze Zombies are half alive half dead right Sounds like my wife in bed.
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The problem with Marxism is the proletariat isnt going to rise up against capitalism and consumerism. The only time theyll rise up is during a commercial break to either go to the bathroom or grab more beer.
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