Ive often thought of becoming a professional hat designer. Id make hats with many feathers hats that wake you up in the morning hats that lay eggs and most importantly hats that can be eaten for...

Ive often thought of becoming a professional hat designer. Id make hats with many feathers hats that wake you up in the morning hats that lay eggs and most importantly hats that can be eaten for breakfast lunch and dinner.
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Ive often thought of becoming a professional hat designer. Id make hats with many feathers hats that wake you up in the morning hats that lay eggs and most importantly hats that can be eaten for breakfast lunch and dinner. Jarod Kintz

Ive often thought of becoming a professional hat designer. Id make hats with many feathers hats that wake you up in the morning hats that lay eggs and most importantly hats that can be eaten for breakfast lunch and dinner.
Jarod Kintz