Larry Bird looks like a bird and Johnny Vagina looks likehey what is that in the sky - "Jarod Kintz"

Larry Bird looks like a bird and Johnny Vagina looks likehey what is that in the sky
Jarod Kintz

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You made me dinner so I made myself vomittwice. Once to clear some room in my full stomach so I could eat and the second time as an expression of what I thought about your cooking.
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The phrase The cats out of the bag tells that a secrets been exposed to the world. But who put the secret or cat in the bag in the first place I thought only kidnap victims were supposed to be kept in bags.
- Jarod Kintz