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More people are leaving TV behind to read my books than ever before. In the last year alone I gained over two readers three to be exact. So Id like to take a moment and say thanks mom dad and kidnap victim I keep chained in the basement.
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You made me dinner so I made myself vomittwice. Once to clear some room in my full stomach so I could eat and the second time as an expression of what I thought about your cooking.
- Jarod Kintz