My first thought was I got a haircut and trimmed my pubes for this job interview Then I thought Maybe being a political intern isnt such a bad gig after all. I could learn the ropes that bind the people into bondage.
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I think it would be neat to meet a man who slept with one eye open especially if that man was a Cyclops.
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A brick could be substituted in for Kansas as a US state because theyre roughly the same shape they have the same topography and I just found Topeka without the aid of a microscope.
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