But instead I am applying for a job as an elf. Even worse than applying is the very real possibility that I will not be hired that I couldnt even find work as an elf. Thats when you know youre a...

But instead I am applying for a job as an elf. Even worse than applying is the very real possibility that I will not be hired that I couldnt even find work as an elf. Thats when you know youre a failure.
David Sedaris

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I find it ridiculous to assign a gender to an inanimate object incapable of disrobing and making an occasional fool of itself.
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But instead I am applying for a job as an elf. Even worse than applying is the very real possibility that I will not be hired that I couldnt even find work as an elf. Thats when you know youre a failure. David Sedaris

But instead I am applying for a job as an elf. Even worse than applying is the very real possibility that I will not be hired that I couldnt even find work as an elf. Thats when you know youre a failure.
David Sedaris