Eating a plain bagel with no cream cheese is like eating the inner tube of a bicycle tire and Id rather ride my roller skates to work.
Jarod Kintz
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Ive often wondered why the Protestant Reformation took place in Germany rather than in Poland. Then I realize that Luther had to nail his 95 theses to the church door and the Poles didnt know how to operate a hammer.
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I broke down when we broke up but I didnt break in to her house just to break out of my routine.
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