I rode my horse to the saloon but it was out of business. The cowboy I spoke with said the bartender served the saloons last drink on March 5th 1882. Guess I shouldnt have taken so long to shower and...

I rode my horse to the saloon but it was out of business. The cowboy I spoke with said the bartender served the saloons last drink on March 5th 1882. Guess I shouldnt have taken so long to shower and get ready. Ah but thats life no
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Ive often wondered why the Protestant Reformation took place in Germany rather than in Poland. Then I realize that Luther had to nail his 95 theses to the church door and the Poles didnt know how to operate a hammer.
- Jarod Kintz

I rode my horse to the saloon but it was out of business. The cowboy I spoke with said the bartender served the saloons last drink on March 5th 1882. Guess I shouldnt have taken so long to shower and get ready. Ah but thats life no Jarod Kintz

I rode my horse to the saloon but it was out of business. The cowboy I spoke with said the bartender served the saloons last drink on March 5th 1882. Guess I shouldnt have taken so long to shower and get ready. Ah but thats life no
Jarod Kintz