Its not that the Democrats are playing checkers and the Republicans are playing chess. Its that the Republicans are playing chess and the Democrats are in the nurses office because once again they...

Its not that the Democrats are playing checkers and the Republicans are playing chess. Its that the Republicans are playing chess and the Democrats are in the nurses office because once again they glued their balls to their thighs.
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There is no such thing as an impartial jury because there are no impartial people. There are people that argue on the web for hours about who their favorite character on Friends is.
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Its not that the Democrats are playing checkers and the Republicans are playing chess. Its that the Republicans are playing chess and the Democrats are in the nurses office because once again they glued their balls to their thighs. Jon Stewart

Its not that the Democrats are playing checkers and the Republicans are playing chess. Its that the Republicans are playing chess and the Democrats are in the nurses office because once again they glued their balls to their thighs.
Jon Stewart