I admire Shakespeare enormously. But since I cant be him Im glad that his marriage was unhappy and hes dead.
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The solution to our information age isnt ignorance but having the practical sense to take a wrecking ball to our schools without reading the manual on operating heavy machinery.
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Every child that receives life advice should keep in mind that in every parents past theres leftover booze and contraceptives.
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