Ive decided to donate my arsenal of machine guns to a hunting charity. That should help raze a million bucks.
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I always appear smarter when I dress up in my giant nipple costume. I know this because Ill overhear people say things like At least hes not a complete boob.
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A brick could be used as a musical instrument. But it would take someone as deaf as Beethoven to enjoy it.
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