I have some bad news. Bjork cannot be here tonight. She was trying on her Oscar dress and Dick Cheney shot her.
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Its not that the Democrats are playing checkers and the Republicans are playing chess. Its that the Republicans are playing chess and the Democrats are in the nurses office because once again they glued their balls to their thighs.
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