I always appear smarter when I dress up in my giant nipple costume. I know this because Ill overhear people say things like At least hes not a complete boob.
Jarod Kintz
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A hotel is more than bricks and blankets. A hotel is a welcoming atmosphere and a place to engage in a business transaction with a prostitute.
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Ive decided to donate my arsenal of machine guns to a hunting charity. That should help raze a million bucks.
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