I think the warning labels on alcoholic beverages are too bland. They should be more vivid. Here is one I would suggest Alcohol will turn you into the same asshole your father was.

I think the warning labels on alcoholic beverages are too bland. They should be more vivid. Here is one I would suggest Alcohol will turn you into the same asshole your father was.
George Carlin

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- George Carlin

I think the warning labels on alcoholic beverages are too bland. They should be more vivid. Here is one I would suggest Alcohol will turn you into the same asshole your father was. George Carlin

I think the warning labels on alcoholic beverages are too bland. They should be more vivid. Here is one I would suggest Alcohol will turn you into the same asshole your father was.
George Carlin