If liquid courage smelled like cologne and gushed out of my penis Id make a better fire fighter than Im not right now.
Jarod Kintz
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A brick could be used as a bookendbut not just for any booksfor ebooks.
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A blanket could be hooked to ropes and attached to the body of a swimmer in training to provide resistance and increase strength and endurance. Those very same ropes could be used to tie me to my bed to keep me from falling asleep.
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