Thats why they call it the American Dream because you have to be asleep to believe it.
George Carlin
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I bet you anything that 10 times out of 10 Nicky Vinny and Tony will beat the shit out of Todd Kyle and Tucker.
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I think the warning labels on alcoholic beverages are too bland. They should be more vivid. Here is one I would suggest Alcohol will turn you into the same asshole your father was.
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