I think Ill hang myself under the tree that Agatha and I had our first picnic under. Ill just have to reschedule my dentist appointment.
Jarod Kintz
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I directed my first film. Its about the economy and its called Bend Over. Its an hour and a half of a single continuous shot of an ass naked and bent over.
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I am possibly the worlds greatest magician because I dont just vanish off stage I vanish from your memory. Ill bet youre probably thinking I dont remember seeing you or Ive never seen you. And that just goes to show you how good I am.
- Jarod Kintz