Witnesses in my dream can place me in my bed asleep at the time of the murder. - "Jarod Kintz"

Witnesses in my dream can place me in my bed asleep at the time of the murder.
Jarod Kintz

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If coffee meant vagina Id ask you if you wanted cream in your coffee. But it doesnt mean that so Ill just sit here and continue sipping my mug full of steaming vagina.
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