Love is like a forest I think as I kill trees by squandering toilet paper while decorating my ex girlfriends front yard.
Jarod Kintz
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Im glad scrambled eggs dont have lips because when Im grinning over a hearty breakfast it would really freak me out to see my breakfast grinning back. Ive eaten a man for less than that.
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Witnesses in my dream can place me in my bed asleep at the time of the murder.
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