I would have been a black belt in Karate much sooner but the store was sold out of Sharpie markers.
Jarod Kintz
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If you want to see how fast I run just give me a football helmet and notice how my helmet collects bug carcasses like a car bumper.
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Im glad scrambled eggs dont have lips because when Im grinning over a hearty breakfast it would really freak me out to see my breakfast grinning back. Ive eaten a man for less than that.
- Jarod Kintz