If you want to see how fast I run just give me a football helmet and notice how my helmet collects bug carcasses like a car bumper.
Jarod Kintz
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Its not I jumped in and it was cold. No. It was cold and I jumped in. Always arrange a sentence so you appear to be fearless when in fact you are far less than fearlessyou are clueless.
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I would have been a black belt in Karate much sooner but the store was sold out of Sharpie markers.
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