He squinted at me. What are you wearing Is that some new form of birth control - "Janet Evanovich"

He squinted at me. What are you wearing Is that some new form of birth control
Janet Evanovich

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He wears jeans untucked shirts and a Glock 19 and he has a big shaggy dog named Bob.
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When Grandma Mazur is talking about the reason for the improved play of her 91yearold bowling teammate she said
Shes doing better now that we got her the longer tubing to her oxygen tank.
- Janet Evanovich