Germs contagious contagious alertBut Edwart and Purell are stronger than dirt Harvard Lampoon Next Quote Then I had another one of my wellresearched epiphanies. His constant use of Purell his love of video games his lack of friends planet gazing and flailrun.Youre a zombie I gasped.No. Im not he said.I went back to the vampire theory. - Harvard Lampoon