We made up and I knew just how to do that. I told her I feel like dancing. Let me grab my dancing shoes and stickon mustache better to tickle your vagina with. And she replied My vagina already has its own mustache.
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After our date I spent about an hour trying to get in her pants before finally giving up. Her pocket was just too tight.
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If I die whos going to take care of my shadow Or will it return to the night from whence it came While I sleep at night I keep my shadow folded neatly in my underwear drawer.
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