After our date I spent about an hour trying to get in her pants before finally giving up. Her pocket was just too tight.
Jarod Kintz
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When I turn thirty in thirty days or so I might be feeling old so Ill probably call my grandma up because as old as Ill feel shell be feeling older. Twelve years older.
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We made up and I knew just how to do that. I told her I feel like dancing. Let me grab my dancing shoes and stickon mustache better to tickle your vagina with. And she replied My vagina already has its own mustache.
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