When I turn thirty in thirty days or so I might be feeling old so Ill probably call my grandma up because as old as Ill feel shell be feeling older. Twelve years older.

When I turn thirty in thirty days or so I might be feeling old so Ill probably call my grandma up because as old as Ill feel shell be feeling older. Twelve years older.
Jarod Kintz

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When I turn thirty in thirty days or so I might be feeling old so Ill probably call my grandma up because as old as Ill feel shell be feeling older. Twelve years older. Jarod Kintz

When I turn thirty in thirty days or so I might be feeling old so Ill probably call my grandma up because as old as Ill feel shell be feeling older. Twelve years older.
Jarod Kintz