I have two friends Steve and Martin. But Id happily replace both for the friendship of Steve Martin.
Jarod Kintz
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Sleeping in a tinfoil suit keeps me warmer and helps prepare me for my voyage to the moon. Would you care for some licorice
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Blankets could be employed to keep the people standing in the unemployment line warm. Well they could be if the people werent already hot with rage at the ineptitude and greed of the political class.
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