Im a romantic. I like cold coffee and orgasms that arrive fifteen minutes after Ive put on my clothes and paid the lady.
Jarod Kintz
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If I were alone with my clone and we were enjoying each others solitude Id have finally have met a man with whom I could hold a conversation consisting entirely of the repetitive response Yes I agree
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One of the side effects of Viagra is blurred vision. Sounds great When Im taking a pill to pop a stiffy how great is it that any woman I look at has blurred features and therefore is as beautiful as an impressionistic painting
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