We spend the first 12 months of our childrens lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next 12 months teaching them to sit down and shut up.

We spend the first 12 months of our childrens lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next 12 months teaching them to sit down and shut up.
Phyllis Diller

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We spend the first 12 months of our childrens lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next 12 months teaching them to sit down and shut up. Phyllis Diller

We spend the first 12 months of our childrens lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next 12 months teaching them to sit down and shut up.
Phyllis Diller