The dog ran into the kitchen stuck his nose in Grandmas crotch and snuffled.
Dang Grandma said. Guess my new perfume really works. Im gonna have to try it out at the seniors meeting.
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Go figure that. Joseph Morelli with a house a dog a steady job and an SUV. And on odd days of the month he woke up wanting to marry me. It turns out want to marry him on even days of the month so to date weve been spared commitment.
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