The things Ive bought from strangers in the dark would curl your hair. - "David Sedaris"

The things Ive bought from strangers in the dark would curl your hair.
David Sedaris

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Its safe to assume that by 2085 guns will be sold in vending machines but you wont be able to smoke anywhere in America.
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All of us take pride and pleasure in the fact that we are unique but Im afraid that when all is said and done the police are right it all comes down to fingerprints.
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