I want to go to sleep in my time machine and wake up eight hours in the future. Jarod Kintz Next Quote We cant be lovers because we both have mustaches. But since youre a lady and Im a gentleman Ill shave mine off. - Jarod Kintz Previous Quote The way I wrestle fiveyearolds makes me think if I were ever attacked by a pack of midgets Id be OK. - Jarod Kintz