Sometimes when you work in advertising youll get a product thats really garbage and you have to make it seem fantastic something that is essential to the continued quality of life.
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He continues to smile expectantly. I take a step back. I dont want to catch whatever he has. He is a disturbing outofuniform Santa.
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And in my mind this settles the issue. I would never drink cologne and am therefore not an alcoholic.
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